This man is dangerous...known to carry his own explosive gas...leads a pack full of crazy girls...and trains puppies to bite said girls...please contact your local authorities if you see this man......note: his piercing blue eyes known to make his wife (also armed with explosives) to swoon....
known to make his enemies and friends laugh.....
goes by the name...officer Duff Dyer...shameful!
Warning...this next one will frighten the wee-ones
(perhaps cause a large belly-ache in the not so wee-ones)
We believe he has also gone by "Pepi-la-pew"
That's my handsome Duff Dyer